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Once I found an automatic online translator which translates whole web pages or just single words from many languages to many languages. But it does it very funny way! I thought it was imossible to explain you it but I puted planetZ site in it and translated it from English into... English!!! Ha! See it yourselves: http://199.254.168.191:2000/Translate/

Following the translator:
your SamPlaire - Pulsar Disciple - recur in regular order Learner

John Cooper=toilet Concur

Enjoy!


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: samplaire on 2002-11-26 06:24 ]</font>

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: samplaire on 2002-11-29 03:48 ]</font>

Very funny indeed!

It's quite an intelligent translator too. It understands for example that the off topic forum isn't just off topic, but *far* off topic and it thinks the music forum isn't just about music, but about poetry

cheers,
vincent

Look what it did with the Visilia reply:
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Truly beggar all description actually!

It's completely an quick of apprehension interpreter redundant. It know specially special love far off topic school isn't real far off topic, in return * distant* topic with it reflect love poetry school isn't real relatively poetry, in return relatively poetry

eating,
powerless
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Then try to translate all of this once more... What a madness!!!

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Yes exceptional true!

It's truly an intelligent oracle repeated. It be certain especially particular be pleased distant topic assemblage isn't existing distant topic, in consideration * far off* topic new imitate poetry isn't

motion into,
weak
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Sir SamPlaire

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: samplaire on 2002-11-26 06:53 ]</font>

Good translation relies on accuracy. If details or subtle meanings are lost then your audience may be completely misled or confused.

Use the best translator you can afford.

------Or in other words:

Complete transference swelling forward care. In the circumstances smallness or small interpretation are absent permanent your sense of sound possible truly judge intuitively or disorderly.

Habit love harmless interpreter you receptacle deliver.

Well thank you Samplaire, that was a huge ego boost for me. First you suggest I'm powerless and than you go on suggesting that I'm weak!

At least he didn't call you a toilet!!

Me? I am only a silent witness of the world getting mad

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On 2002-11-26 12:33, John Cooper wrote:
At least he didn't call you a toilet!!

ROFL

philip k dick writes about a game where people use computers to play a translation games. i think the story is called the pot healer.

j9k

Yes ! I was trying to think of that one. It was called Galactic Pot Healer.
http://www.philipkdick.com/galactic.htm

I remember reading this years ago and thinking about the translation game he played with his friends. It seemed utterly far-fetched to me at the time. Now it is mundane reality.

Those are the guys that did the Chemical Safety page translation? Yeah, translations into polish were even more interesting. Pity you cannot do them now
BTW i get 404 at the moment if i try to translate anything. ???

On 2002-11-28 10:56, Michu wrote:
Those are the guys that did the Chemical Safety page translation?

Yeah, they are! Unfortunatelly the site is sometimes not available (ie. sometimes available ). So you have to be patient and try as often as you can. It's worth it. And yes, translation into Polish is even more funny because we have declination in our language

I just tested my name:

Immanuel
The Son of God
The Son of Man
The Son of God
The Son of Man

Whoops If I translate my name from Danish into Danish ... I disapear

But realy, translating PlanetZ from English into English is by far the best match!

I took my own homepage thru the brunt. You might want to check it out. http://www.kuhrt.dk/samplitude/


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Immanuel

And yes, translation into Polish is even more funny because we have declination in our language

hi, hi!!! same here... and i have toilet too!

I put a french text in this word grinder and I found it to be both hilarious and very interesting because it creates some unexpected turns which can break usual formulations...