PayPal...............Ah forget that, I can;t possibly buy that now..

Years ago there was a Head & Shoulders commercial ( Dandruff Shampoo ) where this styly Joe guy jumps on a Cable Car in San Francisco ( where Braincell takes him Government subsidized vacations ) and takes a seat. Then this incredibly georgeous girl walks in and sits across the isle, and the dudes' jaws drop as he stares feverishly.......but then she fluffs her hair ever so slightly and scratches her scalp just a little bit............immediately the guy goes ...ahh...screw that.........she must have dandruff......yeah right. In the real world she could have had crusty britches and it wouldn't have mattered...
Similar scenario above. Plus if you ever really bought anything in the last 6 years, especially the synth edit plugs Celly likes from KVR, you'd be familiar with a modern day GUI payment scheme.
Here's a modern day commercial that might be more appropriate......
http://www.youtube.com/user/Nabobia